Author Archives: Caleb Blume

Yet Another Parenting Fail: How DO You Raise Kids?

Attention citizens of Russia… I mean… America, it is time for another rant about why I don’t listen to “the Experts,” yes, especially the parenting kind. Here is today’s target: Some “expert” named Callahan saw a trend today of mothers who hate parenting. Example A, my last blog on a stupid mom. She had some

Part Time What? (The Modern Parent)

Hello, boys and girls, I’m back from part time retirement from my part time job after eating some part time food. And now, the news. A woman named Rahna Reiko Rizzuto (I’m not joking) has decided to write a book about parenting. Or, er, anti-parenting, as it were. In her book, one that I will

Part 2 of Marriage, or, My First Serious Post

Hmm, it seems I may have to change the mood a little. Set the Bach music, the arm chair, the fireplace… that should do it. Right, no more hornet nest poking, this has to be my first (and hopefully only) fully serious post. I hope this doesn’t kill the magic. Although, I think it is

Striking a Nerve, or, Love and Marriage

(Disclaimer: I do not own this photo! I found it on the internet, just like everyone else, so don’t sue me, please. It’s from qwickstep.com, FYI. [Editor's note: replaced with a bigger version ripped from daylife.com. Heh.]) I think I want to smash a hornets’ nest. Yes, I think I do, so let me step