Author Archives: Caleb Blume

Sleeping Dogs Lie

No-no-no no, don’t tell me. They did it again? Oh, hi everyone. Get a load of this, and I don’t quote, “tests warned us of the BP explosion in the gulf before it happened.” That’s the gist of it anyways. Come on, let it go, you losers! Why are we still talking about this. No, […]

What I Hate about the News

Ah, it’s good to be back. I haven’t posted a good, non-relevant topic up here in forever, so I decided to look through the news and find something to talk about that had no influence on my life whatsoever. It wasn’t hard, it all was pretty worthless. But on to a random statement: I like […]

The Facts about “Health Care” … maybe.

Hello, my fans! (Two counts as plural.) It is time again for my totally relevant rants about the world and the way it works. Today’s target: “health care.” What is “health care?” Caring for health? Healthy caring? To care healthily? Let’s find out! In order to do this, I am going out on a limb […]

No Power Since 2002… B.C.

Good morning, my friends! And if you are not my friend, don’t tell me, I like a false sense of security. Today, we head to the middle east, but not about the war. This is serious! In Afghanistan, after years of rebuilding, many still do not have electricity! We know this, because the news tells […]