Thank You for Not Smoking

I think we can all remember back to the day where those cheesy commercials would come out with some famous cartoon character asking kids not to smoke. “Don’t Smoke” had been the mantra to our children since my grandfather’s time. I think it’s making a comeback, and I have evidence. Exhibit A: Our president has […]

NASA Finds Life on Earth: Really?

Okay, okay, so it is a little more than that. These little bacteria are not carbon based, but arsenic based. That’s cool on many levels. But what I want to know is this: can they do the mamba? No? Boring. This seems like a big hullabaloo, but it really doesn’t mean that much to me. […]

‘Tis the Season to be Grinchy

So here I am, Mr. Nice-to-All, (you know I am) sipping on hot cocoa and vodka, getting in the Christ Mass spirit, and I decided to check the news. Why? I’m a glutton for ruined spirits. So here’s the scoop, New York decided to be mean to the neighborhood, or one such person in one […]

Requiem of Franklin

Hello, sports fans, today I set aside my rage against the world in order to bring a death to attention. Ben Franklin, inventor of electricity, died in April 17, 1790. We will miss him very much. To honor this man, AP told me that the $100 dollar bill will not be printed any more, for […]